it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis


like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME


(via unimpressedcats)



If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up

(via officialcannoli)

aidan waite in every episode → the end of the world as we knew it

"I have killed so many people that their faces are a blur. I used to think that I would go crazy trying to remember. But when you can’t. When there’s too many. When it has been too long. That’s when it gets scary."

(via witwerlove)