meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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(via unimpressedcats)

yesimstacysmom:

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up

(via officialcannoli)

aidan waite in every episode → the end of the world as we knew it

"I have killed so many people that their faces are a blur. I used to think that I would go crazy trying to remember. But when you can’t. When there’s too many. When it has been too long. That’s when it gets scary."

(via witwerlove)